Fist of the White Swan

Hey, I don't write the copy! But fine, lemme reassure you right here: I'm not gonna drain a beloved late night talk show host to death live on television. ... No matter how utterly badass that would be. Like, shrieklaugh your way out of that one, buddy! Keep slappin' that desk, man, nobody's coming!

-- No, but seriously. I'm a professional! We wanna get invited back, right? Gotta make a good first impression. We'll all be on our best behavior. Even the Ghouls. [ POINTEDLY: ] Especially the Ghouls.